Ah, yes. The Lowry. Soon to be the most delicious destination in Uptown Minneapolis. The tagline goes a little something like this: “Burgers Whiskey Oysters Eggs” Um, yes. That is pretty much like saying, “No sushi” OR “This is not Chino Latino” OR “Bite down on this leather strap while I saw off your gangrene limb”

If Don Draper and an Eames chair had a baby it would grow up to look like The Lowry.

It’s possible.

Tanek is doing a beautiful job. I know this because I put on my hardhat and peeked in all of the windows today:

The Grand Opening will be on August 2nd. My prediction: It will be the mullet of Uptown. In other words: Awesome.