I can’t believe nobody has made that joke yet??
German-based Engel & Völkers bring Minnesotans the umlaut, and so much more… Tanek designed a gem right on the edge of downtown Minneapolis.
Tanek worked with Wood From the Hood for their latest chef-d’oeuvre. (That’s fancy-talk for masterpiece.) Roseville is the lucky recipient, and Tanek pulled out all the stops. Yup, they used and reused every available resource, trees were spared or actually used in the restaurant… Ask your bartender or hostess all about it when you visit 2851 Snelling Avenue North!
My mole (the Tanek intern) just sent this photo from the Tanek office:
Except NOT a Little House…
an old school building that used to be a lightbulb factory…
See what I did there? An INNING… at a baseball game… NEVERMIND.
Until California and all Western states sink into the sea, Minnesota is land-locked… NO MATTER!
Ahh, the 80’s… Big hair, Guess Jeans, and Trapper Keepers. And dipping freezing hands into hot Tom Thumb coffee for the long walk home from school.
Ah, the strip mall… Last time I counted, there were 64,840 of them in the U.S…