I guess Tanek isn’t busy enough changing the face of the Minneapolis bar-scene.

Ever over-achievers, they just had to take their cleverness to Colorado. Brothers Bar & Grill in Lone Tree is the newest slab of marble. (Tanek is the Michelangelo in this metaphor… Get it? GET IT??).

Roof top deck? (check)

Patio with fire pit? (check)

Bocce Ball Court?(check)

But what is WRONG with Brothers Bar & Grill in Lone Tree ??

It’s not in Minneapolis.

Just watch this slideshow and try not to drool on your keyboard.