I saw a t-shirt the other day that read,

“MEAT IS MURDER.

Tasty, tasty murder.”

I wrestled the wearer to the ground in an effort to rip the shirt off of her greasy body — after some hair-pulling and tears, I managed to crawl away to safety.

What I’m trying to say is that I love meat.

Thank goodness for the latest Tanek project: Red Cow.

If cows could talk, or better yet — sing — they would sing their mission statement and it would pull the meat-hungry in like a tractor beam. “Providing a sophisticated twist on the classic neighborhood tavern, Red Cow celebrates finely crafted eats and drinks with a focus on gourmet burgers, craft beers, and fine wine.”

Should I talk about the design of the restaurant?? Oh, it’s great… blah, blah, blah, perfect vibe, blah, blah, blah, transformed a Block Buster Video, no big deal.

Speaking of Red Cows, I designed a pretty handy chart: