My Grandpa Welter had to have a pacemaker implanted to regulate his ticker,

but legend has it, the pacemaker was installed on the opposite side of his chest – so as to not interfere with the recoil of his moose-hunting rifle. Let me repeat that: SO AS TO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE RECOIL OF HIS MOOSE-HUNTING RIFLE. (Because he is the original badass, aka Chuck Norris.)

Oh! PLACEMAKER! We’re talking about PLACEMAKERS not PACEMAKERS! That makes more sense anyway. Okay, so The Metropolitan Council featured one of the projects Tanek did with The Ackerberg Group… Have you been to Bar Louie yet?? It’s a Must-See!