Wandering the streets of Uptown… Film: check. Shopping: check. Parched throat: check. Growling belly: check. Aching feet: check.

Getting fries from McDonald’s, stealing a bottle off a passed-out homeless dude, and staggering over to the kiddie pool at Bryant Square Park is an option.

Or…

Visit…

Bar Louie! Oh, Bar Louie! I think Tanek’s other clients are going to be jealous, “um, why don’t we have a wading pool??”

I’m sure Nat is sorry about that as he drinks a cocktail and soaks his feet in the pool.

It’s not JUST the wading pool/coolest-patio-in-the-city that make Bar Louie an urban oasis: Have a look at the other thousands of square feet:

Convinced? No? The McDonald’s fries/stealing the bottle from the homeless dude/Bryant Square Park kiddie pool plan could be fun, too.