I’ve never been to India and air travel is just so 1999. Right?

I’d way rather go to Om.

What’s Om?? WHAT’S OM?? I can only blame myself for the ignorance – had I been here 6 months ago, you all would be soaking up the opulent Indian vibe and sucking down the Kamasutra. I SAID, sucking down the Kamasutra. It’s a drink. A drink for grown-ups.

Remember Nate’s? That place where guys went to get sport jackets and, say, a nice pair of slacks? In the Warehouse District… You know… across from the army surplus store where you went to get all your Y2K supplies?? Ohhh, THAT Nate’s!

Okay, so that place is gone – and let me just say that the whole “adaptively reused” thing is Stunning. You heard me. Tanek took a washed up old hag of a building and made it shine like a two-story chandelier.

LIKE A TWO-STORY CHANDELIER.

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